don't even bother

Witnessed Downtown on the Corner of 1st and G St on my lunch: Man in his 40s wearing white capri pants, a white linen shirt, mandals, Oakley sunglasses, a straw hat and sporting a braided ponytail. He is standing on the corner by himself waiting for a woman to cross the street. As she draws near he takes off walking ahead of her. Suddenly, he turns and says to the woman, "I look like a fucking retard standing there by myself."
By yourself? Alone or in a crowd, sir. You are your own worst enemy.

[Don't bother telling me I need to take my camera with me everywhere. I know.]